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the-art-of-eating-lunch:

itslemonentrymydearwatson:

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

is it not normal to wear a bra to bed? I thought everyone did

I don’t wear bra to bed unless I’m staying round a friends house, cause you don’t want to be having brekkie with their rents and a cold breeze occurs you know?

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

elegantly-tasteless:


school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

otterly-sherlocked:

gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

That one kid that just drops in the last one

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

dynastylnoire:

thejamesboyle:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

this lion is more social than i am

Nala is real

dynastylnoire:

thejamesboyle:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

this lion is more social than i am

Nala is real